Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A Few Pointless Things...

It rained today. Just thought you should know. It sucked because I didn't get to go walking again today. It really hurts my feelings.

Me and my sister and brother-in-law have went through a case of 16 pkgs of yogurt in the past 24 hours. With only 130 calories, the vanilla flavored cream is amazingly delicious. Don't judge me!

The phone rang this morning and automatically I knew it was my father. I didn't answer. I also knew at that point it was about my grandparents for some reason. I called him back. WHOOT WHOOT, I was right.(Not that I was happy about this next part. just excited I knew something before I was told.) They both got hospitalized today. Apparently I have awesome psychic powers.

This girl I know called me five times today to ask me if I wanted to go to the bar. "like, oh my god Ashley, you NEVER go to the bar with me." This is true. I do not like this girl, nor do I ever do ANYTHING with her. I moved down here to Georgia about 2 months ago to get away from all of my alcoholic friends back in KY. This would also make the 110,837,398 time I have told her this. But apparently she has been drunk every time we have spoken about it and forgotten.

I keep replaying the same songs over and over and have been for like three weeks now.

The dog keeps eating my underwear. Not entirely sure why, but she also eats the toilet paper. That has to mean something right? My underwear is definitely losing the battle.

I swore I was going to bed early tonight and well, HERE I AM! I think I should start taking drugs or something. Ones that make you really sleepy. Anyone know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody? Cool.

I am now watching bits and pieces of Talladega Nights which would make the hundredth time I have seen it this month.

Wow. You made it to the bottom. Congratulations! Everything so far has been absolutely pointless but thought you should know. Thanks for sticking around.

Peace out!
Ash