Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A Few Pointless Things...

It rained today. Just thought you should know. It sucked because I didn't get to go walking again today. It really hurts my feelings.

Me and my sister and brother-in-law have went through a case of 16 pkgs of yogurt in the past 24 hours. With only 130 calories, the vanilla flavored cream is amazingly delicious. Don't judge me!

The phone rang this morning and automatically I knew it was my father. I didn't answer. I also knew at that point it was about my grandparents for some reason. I called him back. WHOOT WHOOT, I was right.(Not that I was happy about this next part. just excited I knew something before I was told.) They both got hospitalized today. Apparently I have awesome psychic powers.

This girl I know called me five times today to ask me if I wanted to go to the bar. "like, oh my god Ashley, you NEVER go to the bar with me." This is true. I do not like this girl, nor do I ever do ANYTHING with her. I moved down here to Georgia about 2 months ago to get away from all of my alcoholic friends back in KY. This would also make the 110,837,398 time I have told her this. But apparently she has been drunk every time we have spoken about it and forgotten.

I keep replaying the same songs over and over and have been for like three weeks now.

The dog keeps eating my underwear. Not entirely sure why, but she also eats the toilet paper. That has to mean something right? My underwear is definitely losing the battle.

I swore I was going to bed early tonight and well, HERE I AM! I think I should start taking drugs or something. Ones that make you really sleepy. Anyone know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody? Cool.

I am now watching bits and pieces of Talladega Nights which would make the hundredth time I have seen it this month.

Wow. You made it to the bottom. Congratulations! Everything so far has been absolutely pointless but thought you should know. Thanks for sticking around.

Peace out!
Ash


4 comments:

Cam said...

When did you take that picture in the green shirt? Where the heck were you?

Yes, we have committed serious crimes against that yogurt. My ass has never been fatter. I like to watch it jiggle in the mirror. Just in case you're wondering what I'm doing in the bathroom...

Also, sorry about the rain.
But, I'm pretty sure you brought it with you.

Better luck tomorrow.

Where is Ashley? said...

Don't you put that EVIL on my Cameron Leigh! bah ha ha. I did no such thing in bringing the rain with me.

I'm glad you chose to go behind closed doors to jiggle your ass. That would have probably made the list had I had the chance to witness it.

And the picture was taken when you, me, and Christine went to Tybee Island in Savannah. I took it out on the pier.

Unknown said...

LOL! I just bought yogurt! I get the kind that is like "Strawberry Cheesecake" and "Key Lime Pie" flavored... I don't think it is helping me to lose weight though because I eat like three of them everyday...

P.S. Lovin' the randomness of this post!

Anonymous said...

I keep forgetting that you're posting more and more these days. Sorry 'bout that. Luuuv the background!

Yogurt...I could eat my weight in yogurt! They should've left it plain, instead of so many yummy flavors.