CYCLOPES

Sooo...I have this thing in my eye right?

It started during the night of the 9th and onto in the morning on Monday. I woke up with a terrible sharp pain coming from my right eye. Being all delirious and everything, I wasn't ruling out that maybe I had tons of eye buggers or something from having just woke up. However, after stumbling to the bathroom and realizing at the same time that nothing was coming out of my eye, I noticed in the mirror how red it was. I lifted up my eye lid to see two HUGE, red bumps just chilling underneath there like it was their home. What the...? It even reminded me of the Mucinex commercial with the little green dudes in someone's nose all making themselves at home.

All day long I felt the urge to just rip out my eyeball. I literally think that it would have been less painful. I tried all day to get my sis to look at it, but was ignored. It wasn't until later that night that I went upstairs, searching for the contact saline solution, that my sister offered me some antibiotic drops and decided to look at it for me. She flipped out and said that I should see a doc. NO KIDDIN! (love ya Cam)

After Cam talked to her best friend Christine, we all decided that since I can't afford a doctor that's more than likely going to tell me nothing is wrong, to look on www.webmd.com. I typed in the search engine, "bumps under eyelid." haha. The website seems to think I have something similar to a Stye. It's called ca dkaakjfiejaoiejfa...haha. I can't pronounce it and I don't feel like looking it up either. Deal with it.

So today, still no change. I have continued my eye drops and cleansing process. I have also applied a warm cloth to my eye for the relief. Still there. So I am expecting any day now to become a Cyclopes. I could be all like, "give me all your money, I am a cyclopes and I am creepy and you should do what I say!" Which is fine. I can deal with it. I might even invest in a weird looking patch to put over it. Maybe one with a peace sign symbol or something. That would be neat.

peace.
Ash